Since I overheard many of these and do not have permission to quote most of them, many authors will not be named. But enjoy them nonetheless, try to think like a track athlete while reading them :)
"When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a turbo jav."
"What's with that girls hair? It looks like she is keeping her shot put there for later!"
"Dang, I have whiplash, I was in a fight yesterday!"
While playing 20 questions: "Is a sports bra used for protection?"
"That's the price of prom"- a coach referring to the fact that many athletes missed the meet due to high school prom.
"My sister just called, then my cousin walked up, it was like a mini family reunion!"
Regarding team camp: "Wow! Viewmont is moving up in the world!" -(this is a story for another post)
"Man, squeezing through that fence felt like I was getting a mammogram! I've never actually had one, but I bet that's what it would feel like!"- Katie
Quotes on the back of shirts:
"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't practice!"
"Our sport is your sports punishment, deal with it"
"Date a runner, all other athletes are players"
"Losing to someone better than you is inevitable. Losing because you didn't try is optional."
"There are two types of pain, the pain of discipline and the pain of regret, which one do you feel?"
One of my favorites I've seen:
"To meet with us you gotta be good, to compete with us you gotta be great, to defeat us... you gotta be kidding!"
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